You know I'm the last person to be formalizing this kind of thing, hate all the rigidity of lesson plans and training schedules and the general tedium of it all, but I really don't want to see you get hurt.
Watch out, you might start to sound like a shadowhunter. :P It's okay if I thought you were going to hurt me I would have smacked you in the face with the hairdryer and then kicked you somewhere you really didn't want to be kicked so I could get my real weapon.
Besides, Simon once told me about this martial arts that you can kill someone with a tea-cup. I bet Alec knows it, how do you know I don't????
Your concern is really sweet though. I'll try not to brandish any hairdryers at you in the future.
Oh, if we're going to start making that kind of commentary, I'd like to go back to the part where you threatened me with a hairdryer now. [ He's kidding. Probably. Not all Shadowhunters are bad. Some are biscuits. And some are beautiful souls that he likes to kiss and cuddle. So, there's that. ]
I trust I don't have to worry about being kicked anywhere unpleasant or tea cups. I will consult with Alexander about this though.
Finally, I won't rule out a need for further hairdryer brandishing! But do consider keeping a weapon that's deadly against something other than a bad hair day on hand, would you?
Keep making fun of me, but you could have come out of this with a severe case of dry eyes and wind burn on your face. Not to mention the bad hair day it would have caused. Have you seen my hair? I don't play with hairdryers. I'm dangerous.
Not from me! :)
I'll work on it, but that means you should be more careful about who you sneak up on.
Why, Clary Fray, I can't believe you'd imply I was teasing you. I do think a hairdryer's as dangerous as it's ever going to get if it's in your hands though. I have every faith in you!
Your smiley face is not reassuring, biscuit. But I'll take your suggestion under advisement and try to sneak less. [ Not be less sneaky though, 'cause that's no fun. ]
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Besides, Simon once told me about this martial arts that you can kill someone with a tea-cup. I bet Alec knows it, how do you know I don't????
Your concern is really sweet though. I'll try not to brandish any hairdryers at you in the future.
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I trust I don't have to worry about being kicked anywhere unpleasant or tea cups. I will consult with Alexander about this though.
Finally, I won't rule out a need for further hairdryer brandishing! But do consider keeping a weapon that's deadly against something other than a bad hair day on hand, would you?
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Not from me! :)
I'll work on it, but that means you should be more careful about who you sneak up on.
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Your smiley face is not reassuring, biscuit. But I'll take your suggestion under advisement and try to sneak less. [ Not be less sneaky though, 'cause that's no fun. ]