Do you usually cry into blood bags or are you just saying that to make me feel special about getting a text :) ?
Because I can totally buy us ice cream and we can watch something on TV and you can ... idk drizzle blood on it like strawberry sauce I'll pretend not to see.
jury is still out on that one, clary. i mean normal human beings don't ever have to face the appalling ( yet difficult ) decision of which to put in the microwave : lamb's blood or sheep's blood.
you should always feel special getting a text from me, i'll have you know that i'm very popular these days.
[ .... not. ]
yeah, but what if you forget it isn't strawberry sauce and end up with a mouth full of blood?
besides i don't want to keep you up that late on my account.
Are you forgetting how bloody steaks always are??? I mean they go in the oven or on a grill but I'm sure plenty of people have ingested way more blood than you. The jury isn't out.
I miss when we used to hang out like every day. You're too popular for me now!
Then I'd probably freak out and think I bit my tongue before I realized what happened. It wouldn't be the end of the world.
I haven't been sleeping that well since the whole 'jace, I am your father' thing. I can't believe he left with valentine... I should have stopped him.
as far as blood ingesting goes, i'm pretty sure i'm going to overtake anyone that prefers their steaks rare in no time. but, thanks. for your unwavering faith in my humanity. it means a lot.
[ and he isn't actually joking about that last part, it does mean a lot coming from clary. ]
you're going to have to fight off everyone else that wants to hang out with me if you want a piece of this, which i guess shouldn't be that much of an issue now. given your shadowhunter status. though, you're already miles ahead of anyone wanting to be my best friend. given that you'd risk a mouth full of blood for me.
you can't keep blaming yourself for that. it wasn't your fault, okay? it was just a bad situation all around.
I'm like that gif of Jakes from b99 where he's playing the guitar and starts screaming ur so good
Maybe I'll start ordering double the rare steaks!! Of course Simon. Pointy fangs and Dracula stare or not, you're still Simon and you always will be, even if you have a different diet. Don't ever forget that, okay??
[ She will have to shake him if he does. ]
Well I want to hang out with you. So point me in the direction of who I have to fight, I'll bring my blade. Oh, not the fact that we were best friends to begin with??? I see how it is.
You would have stopped me. I can't stop blaming myself because it is my fault. I could have done something.
i think any waiter at a restaurant would give you the side eye if you ordered a double rare steak. you don't have to up your blood intake just to make me feel better. though i appreciate the offer. and hey, there's no chance i'm going to forget. not with you around to remind me.
i've never had someone duel to the death for the exclusive right to horror movie binge with me. i think i might swoon any minute now.
[ at the moment he really wants to shake her. ]
like what? we were outnumbered by valentine's flunkies. you would have gotten yourself hurt, or killed. do you think that's what jace would have wanted? he cares about you, clary.
i don't know if i would have been able to stop you, i mean you're a force to be reckoned with once you put your mind to something.
I'd tell him I had a condition. Then he'd feel bad. :) But I'm glad, because I'll never stop reminding you.
Swoon away I'll fight anyone!! I'll be your... shadowhunter in black armor???
If he cared about me he wouldn't have left with valentine. He wouldn't have given up. I've never wanted to kill someone before, Simon. But I want to kill him. If it wasn't for him, none of this would have happened, you wouldn't be a vampire, dot would be alive, everything would be normal. Jace wouldn't be wherever he is. He could be dead.
I'm putting my mind to a horror movie marathon with you instead of staying up all night tossing and turning, what do you say?
i'm not sure something like low iron would cover someone your size ( don't get mad at me, you are objectively short ) consuming more than one rare steak.
what does that make me in this situation, your undead damsel in distress?
i hate to say this, you know i don't like the guy, but he had a reason. his family was being threatened so he took a pointer from the self-sacrificing hero hand book and decided the descent to the underworld was worth it. he'll come back, clary. i know you said he thinks he's one of the bad guys, but he isn't.
sure he reminds me of craig from algebra who always made me do his homework because he couldn't understand why there were 'letters in his math', but he isn't overthrow the world order bad.
[ a moment's pause, what is the protocol for your best friend admitting to wanting to kill someone? ]
i understand, why you'd want to, and hey if anyone deserves an ass kicking by clary freaking fray it's him. we'll stop him. together, like we do everything.
[ and he'll be able to help, to do something because he is a vampire. because he's just not the nerdy helpless simon anymore. ]
what do i say?
do we start with good old fashion zombies, or skip ahead to alien invasion?
WOW!!! Et tu Simon?? Alec made a short joke at me earlier. He said he would take my phone away and put it on a tall shelf :(((
I told him you'd get it down for me but i see I've been betrayed :(((
Yes. You're my undead damsel in distress.
You didn't see how he was acting in the Institute, he was acting like a totally different person, like finding out that Valentine was his father changed who he was completely. How can someone truly believe that?? Valentine is my father and I'm not running around being a bad guy!
What if he decides he is that bad?
When Valentine told jace I almost had a chance, to kill him. Jace hesitated and then he got away but I don't think I would have. And I'm not sure if that scares me or not, y'know? Is that who I am now? Someone who can kill people? Jace thinks he's got darkness in him but I know if I had killed Valentine it would have saved people.
Sorry, I didn't mean to get that deep I just felt like anyone else would judge me. Thanks, it really means a lot that you have my back.
[ She knows Simon won't judge her, if anything he'll tell her what she needs to hear he always does. ]
That's up to you. :) What flavor ice cream will you be having this time?
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Oh simon
Do you usually cry into blood bags or are you just saying that to make me feel special about getting a text :) ?
Because I can totally buy us ice cream and we can watch something on TV and you can ... idk drizzle blood on it like strawberry sauce I'll pretend not to see.
Lake placid is supposed to be on at four am.
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you should always feel special getting a text from me, i'll have you know that i'm very popular these days.
[ .... not. ]
yeah, but what if you forget it isn't strawberry sauce and end up with a mouth full of blood?
besides i don't want to keep you up that late on my account.
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I miss when we used to hang out like every day. You're too popular for me now!
Then I'd probably freak out and think I bit my tongue before I realized what happened. It wouldn't be the end of the world.
I haven't been sleeping that well since the whole 'jace, I am your father' thing. I can't believe he left with valentine... I should have stopped him.
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[ and he isn't actually joking about that last part, it does mean a lot coming from clary. ]
you're going to have to fight off everyone else that wants to hang out with me if you want a piece of this, which i guess shouldn't be that much of an issue now. given your shadowhunter status. though, you're already miles ahead of anyone wanting to be my best friend. given that you'd risk a mouth full of blood for me.
you can't keep blaming yourself for that. it wasn't your fault, okay? it was just a bad situation all around.
I'm like that gif of Jakes from b99 where he's playing the guitar and starts screaming ur so good
[ She will have to shake him if he does. ]
Well I want to hang out with you. So point me in the direction of who I have to fight, I'll bring my blade. Oh, not the fact that we were best friends to begin with??? I see how it is.
You would have stopped me. I can't stop blaming myself because it is my fault. I could have done something.
no ssshh, you're good it makes my job easy
i've never had someone duel to the death for the exclusive right to horror movie binge with me. i think i might swoon any minute now.
[ at the moment he really wants to shake her. ]
like what? we were outnumbered by valentine's flunkies. you would have gotten yourself hurt, or killed. do you think that's what jace would have wanted? he cares about you, clary.
i don't know if i would have been able to stop you, i mean you're a force to be reckoned with once you put your mind to something.
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Swoon away I'll fight anyone!! I'll be your... shadowhunter in black armor???
If he cared about me he wouldn't have left with valentine. He wouldn't have given up. I've never wanted to kill someone before, Simon. But I want to kill him. If it wasn't for him, none of this would have happened, you wouldn't be a vampire, dot would be alive, everything would be normal. Jace wouldn't be wherever he is. He could be dead.
I'm putting my mind to a horror movie marathon with you instead of staying up all night tossing and turning, what do you say?
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what does that make me in this situation, your undead damsel in distress?
i hate to say this, you know i don't like the guy, but he had a reason. his family was being threatened so he took a pointer from the self-sacrificing hero hand book and decided the descent to the underworld was worth it. he'll come back, clary. i know you said he thinks he's one of the bad guys, but he isn't.
sure he reminds me of craig from algebra who always made me do his homework because he couldn't understand why there were 'letters in his math', but he isn't overthrow the world order bad.
[ a moment's pause, what is the protocol for your best friend admitting to wanting to kill someone? ]
i understand, why you'd want to, and hey if anyone deserves an ass kicking by clary freaking fray it's him. we'll stop him. together, like we do everything.
[ and he'll be able to help, to do something because he is a vampire. because he's just not the nerdy helpless simon anymore. ]
what do i say?
do we start with good old fashion zombies, or skip ahead to alien invasion?
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I told him you'd get it down for me but i see I've been betrayed :(((
Yes. You're my undead damsel in distress.
You didn't see how he was acting in the Institute, he was acting like a totally different person, like finding out that Valentine was his father changed who he was completely. How can someone truly believe that?? Valentine is my father and I'm not running around being a bad guy!
What if he decides he is that bad?
When Valentine told jace I almost had a chance, to kill him. Jace hesitated and then he got away but I don't think I would have. And I'm not sure if that scares me or not, y'know? Is that who I am now? Someone who can kill people? Jace thinks he's got darkness in him but I know if I had killed Valentine it would have saved people.
Sorry, I didn't mean to get that deep I just felt like anyone else would judge me. Thanks, it really means a lot that you have my back.
[ She knows Simon won't judge her, if anything he'll tell her what she needs to hear he always does. ]
That's up to you. :) What flavor ice cream will you be having this time?